05/06/2013

They never believe you.

"It's not my fault, Boss. A rhino busted outta the zoo and was runnin' up and down the Great Highway. Traffic was backed up to Pacific Heights, I swear!"

"Who, her? Uh, she's... an IRS agent. Sure they make housecalls, Doll!"

"It's like this, Officer. I'm late for... my grandmother's funeral! At midnight? Well, she was... a Goth, see, and never went out in daylight. Couldn't stand the stuff. Yessir, assuming the position, sir."

Kel